domingo, 28 de dezembro de 2014

umas pequenas pérolas de Natal


À atenção dos meus queridos consócios do Turf: "There is nowhere more felicitous than a seat in a good Club".

Tenho uma quadrilogia fabulosa, de Douglas Sutherland, publicada pela Debrett - The English Gentleman, The English Gentleman's Wife, The English Gentleman's Child, The English Gentleman's Mistress.

Num dos capítulos - The Gentleman in bed - esta é uma pérola que não resisto a transcrever " Gentlemen are not passionate performers in bed. That is to say they do not wear see-through pyjamas or spray themselves with mannish perfumes before diving between the sheets and they do not study handbooks illustrating a variety of sexual gymnastics in order to rose their partners to a frenzy of passion.....one of the hazards of going to bed with a gentleman is that he often shares it with one or more of his dogs. Instead of whispering felicitous phrases, his moment of climax is more likely to be punctuated with cries of "Down, Brandy, down" There's a good dog...ahaahah

Foreword by Sir Iain Moncreiffe of that Ilk, Bart.....magnífico
Jolly good Christmas for all of you
Manuel

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